BULLSHIT REDESIGN OF TINKER BELL
by J on Oct.13, 2009, under Bullshit
Tinker Bell is kind of hot for a fairy. Weird to just come out and say it, yeah, but if you thought so too, don’t worry. Because Walt Disney himself specified she should have a “playful sex appeal.” So she looks like this: 
And now they’ve redesigned her into this:
WHAT
Do you think you put enough clothes on her, you fruits? Will she be voyaging to the Arctic in your next Disney straight-to-DVD piece of garbage?
We’ve grown too politically correct to have hot fairies. Disney wants tween girls getting all slippery over the Jonas Brothers, but Tinker Bell is TOO SEXY.
You know, Walt Disney may have been an anti-Semite, but…
I’ll just start that sentence over. Walt Disney was pretty cool, and knew how to make a hot, scantily clad blonde fairy.
Honk your little horn, you douche nozzle!
by Chickenshit Bullshit on Jul.16, 2009, under Chickenshit Bullshit, Daily Rant
YOU BLOCK MY DRIVE WAY
I’m thinking to myself, “what is your problem asshole? I am not the one blocking the driveway.”
I sit there for about 20 seconds until the light turns green and the opposing traffic starts moving. The whole time the asshole behind me is honking and no one in the opposing lane is letting me go.
I honestly wanted to pull out a full auto weapon and just spray everyone with bullets.
Ah… isn’t road rage wonderful.
She3P0 of the Future!
by Chunky Tuna on Jul.09, 2009, under Chickenshit Bullshit, Funny
So I was reading somewhere online through google news that a computer nerd in Ontario (Blame Canada!) has created the perfect robotic wife Aiko, who has 24 moving parts including fingers, toes and mouth, and can respond to verbal commands in both English and Japanese. I think it’s a little sexist because it seems she was created to blindly follow her “master” and do as he wishes her to.
I mean come on. It’s cool that someone can do this, but how much time has this guy WASTED trying to perfect this?? And why the fuck would you? Just think, while you were at home building your robot, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN OUT GETTING LAID! This right here folks, is the highest level of bullshit commited by men unto women. I mean can you imagine trying to fuck this thing? It’d be like fucking a bag of metal, bolts, and bones…. but at least it won’t want to cuddle when he’s done or nag him for more attention…
Gives a whole new meaning to the term Fem-Bot. At least missiles don’t launch from her jumblies, because it appears this robot doesn’t have much there to begin with.
Check out the video and article I read here.
Extra, Extra: We are full of blatant bullshit
by Chickenshit Bullshit on Jul.06, 2009, under Bullshit
OK, maybe this was an honest mistake, ok I’m wiling to admit it probably was, but isn’t it someone’s job to double check this shit before it goes on the air? For this failing, I call bullshit on you UNNEWS.
We don't know what the fuck we are doing!
PS – Just looking at this anchor’s face makes me want to slap-a-bitch.
Autodial this!
by Chickenshit Bullshit on Jun.22, 2009, under Bullshit
Today I was driving around doing a million things at once (as usual) and I get a call on my cell phone. It was a local area code and exchange, so thinking it might be important, I answered it.
“Hello, this is the American Diabetes Association. We are sorry but no one is available to speak with you now,” said the prerecorded voice.
I thought, “Why the hell did you just call me then?”
It continued with, “Please hold the line and someone will be right with you.”
I hung up.
Fuck anyone who calls me with the premeditated thought to put me on hold as soon as I answer. What kind of bullshit is that? I mean, really.
As for this picture, I swear to god I didn’t doctor it just to show off some big tits. I actually found it already this way on Photobucket. Strange, eh?
