Life is Bullshit

Meghan McCain is being roundly criticized for posting a certain picture of herself on her Twitter. She took it down, so here it is:

Apparently Meghan McCain is expected to hide her awesome rack while she is in her own house late at night dicking around on her computer. Were I to be reminded of the said awesomeness of said rack, I would have to begin bitching and moaning in the press about how upsetting this was. That is, if I were some liberal homo.

Look, this is really serious. When you start to put politics above boobs, you are crossing a line I am absolutely not prepared to cross with you. Ever.

The headline should have been “HOLY SHIT, MEGHAN MCCAIN HAS FANTASTIC BOOBS” and then, way down on the page, there could have been a little mini-story with a header reading “Liberal Fags Appalled, Wish Obama Had Tits and a Twitter.”

Her picture was the least gay thing I’ve ever seen on Twitter. That means her breasts managed to overcome the presence of Andy Warhol-related material in the photo*, and he was like some sort of gay superhero. The fact that it generates bullshit objections from anyone is genuinely alarming.

*Yes, there’s a book in the photo also; go back and check it again, or just download it for posterity

Tinker Bell is kind of hot for a fairy. Weird to just come out and say it, yeah, but if you thought so too, don’t worry. Because Walt Disney himself specified she should have a “playful sex appeal.” So she looks like this:

And now they’ve redesigned her into this:

WHAT

Do you think you put enough clothes on her, you fruits? Will she be voyaging to the Arctic in your next Disney straight-to-DVD piece of garbage?

We’ve grown too politically correct to have hot fairies. Disney wants tween girls getting all slippery over the Jonas Brothers, but Tinker Bell is TOO SEXY.

You know, Walt Disney may have been an anti-Semite, but…

I’ll just start that sentence over. Walt Disney was pretty cool, and knew how to make a hot, scantily clad blonde fairy.