Life is Bullshit

I was coming home from work the other day and wanted to stop off and get a drink. I put my left hand turn signal on and pull up to the driveway which leads into the parking lot I want to enter. Wouldn’t you know, all the assholes in the opposing lane are blocking the entrance to the driveway. No sooner than I see this mess does some jerk off pull up behind me and start leaning on his horn.

I’m thinking to myself, “what is your problem asshole? I am not the one blocking the driveway.”

I sit there for about 20 seconds until the light turns green and the opposing traffic starts moving. The whole time the asshole behind me is honking and no one in the opposing lane is letting me go.

I honestly wanted to pull out a full auto weapon and just spray everyone with bullets.

Ah… isn’t road rage wonderful.

So I was reading somewhere online through google news that a computer nerd in Ontario (Blame Canada!) has created the perfect robotic wife Aiko, who has 24 moving parts including fingers, toes and mouth, and can respond to verbal commands in both English and Japanese. I think it’s a little sexist because it seems she was created to blindly follow her “master” and do as he wishes her to.

I mean come on. It’s cool that someone can do this, but how much time has this guy WASTED trying to perfect this?? And why the fuck would you? Just think, while you were at home building your robot, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN OUT GETTING LAID! This right here folks, is the highest level of bullshit commited by men unto women. I mean can you imagine trying to fuck this thing? It’d be like fucking a bag of metal, bolts, and bones…. but at least it won’t want to cuddle when he’s done or nag him for more attention…

Gives a whole new meaning to the term Fem-Bot. At least missiles don’t launch from her jumblies, because it appears this robot doesn’t have much there to begin with.

Check out the video and article I read here.

OK, maybe this was an honest mistake, ok I’m wiling to admit it probably was, but isn’t it someone’s job to double check this shit before it goes on the air? For this failing, I call bullshit on you UNNEWS.

PS – Just looking at this anchor’s face makes me want to slap-a-bitch.