Life is Bullshit

Even I, someone who has witnessed more countless acts of bullshit than anyone in the history of humanity, couldn’t believe this.

Apparently there is something wrong with women, I mean really wrong with them, and it requires this product to fix the problem.

Who the hell comes up with this bullshit and for the love of all things holy, who would be interested in buying it. I mean, I guess it could be a joke, but then why are there four different shades? Even if this was a real problem, who would notice you’d used it?

Someone please wake me from this horrible, horrible bullshit induced nightmare.

So I was reading somewhere online through google news that a computer nerd in Ontario (Blame Canada!) has created the perfect robotic wife Aiko, who has 24 moving parts including fingers, toes and mouth, and can respond to verbal commands in both English and Japanese. I think it’s a little sexist because it seems she was created to blindly follow her “master” and do as he wishes her to.

I mean come on. It’s cool that someone can do this, but how much time has this guy WASTED trying to perfect this?? And why the fuck would you? Just think, while you were at home building your robot, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN OUT GETTING LAID! This right here folks, is the highest level of bullshit commited by men unto women. I mean can you imagine trying to fuck this thing? It’d be like fucking a bag of metal, bolts, and bones…. but at least it won’t want to cuddle when he’s done or nag him for more attention…

Gives a whole new meaning to the term Fem-Bot. At least missiles don’t launch from her jumblies, because it appears this robot doesn’t have much there to begin with.

Check out the video and article I read here.

Many people rag on this guy for leaving the kind of phone messages that he did, but isn’t the guy just being straight forward and honest? Are people too sensitive to hear the truth? Does everyone need stuff sugar-coated and spoon fed to them? This guy wants to fuck this girl, what’s the problem people?

That being said, this is one of my favorite phone message MP3s floating around the net. It’s an oldy but a goody.

Have a listen.

Dimitri The Stud Phone Message