Life is Bullshit

If you’ve read my posts over the past year, you might start to get the impression that while bullshit certainly isn’t a new phenomenon, the internet has certainly had more effect on the quantity and quality of today’s special-reserve-batch of bullshit than anything else in the recorded history of humanity.

Here are some internet related special-reserve-batches of bullshit:

• People getting fired over drunken Facebook postings
• Your family and friends finding out you are gay because of Facebook postings
• Car accidents because people are IMing while driving
• Having AIDS infected babies from having sex with one too many cam-whores (RL hookups gone wrong)
• Home medical diagnosis using WedMD which results in your taking your pulse every 2 minutes or OD on some medicine which causes you to shit and piss yourself
• Sites like chatroulette.com where people dress up in ape costumes, demand you show your tits or the bird gets it or even pretend to be Hitler

All for the Lulz, right?

Who is to actually blame for this insanity? Is it Al Gore, inventor of the Interwebz? Perhaps it is Microsoft who fucked us in every conceivable way by bringing us second rate software and, as a result, ultra cheap computers to the masses? Maybe it was all those internet porn companies, without which, the average website wouldn’t even have the ad revenue to operate.

NOPE. It’s none of the above. I did some checking and Gabriel Battista over at VeriSign is actually responsible for all this bullshit! Can you believe it? He had the nerve to register the TLD .com on December 31, 1994 and the bullshit has been flying since. Why would you go and do such a thing? Way to go Gabriel Battista, we give you two cow paddies up!

Even I, someone who has witnessed more countless acts of bullshit than anyone in the history of humanity, couldn’t believe this.

Apparently there is something wrong with women, I mean really wrong with them, and it requires this product to fix the problem.

Who the hell comes up with this bullshit and for the love of all things holy, who would be interested in buying it. I mean, I guess it could be a joke, but then why are there four different shades? Even if this was a real problem, who would notice you’d used it?

Someone please wake me from this horrible, horrible bullshit induced nightmare.

Not that anyone probably gives a shit, but the site has been upgraded to WP 2.9 and I installed the new Pixel theme so the empty meta-tags bug is now fixed.

Happy holidays and have a bullshit free new year!

I was coming home from work the other day and wanted to stop off and get a drink. I put my left hand turn signal on and pull up to the driveway which leads into the parking lot I want to enter. Wouldn’t you know, all the assholes in the opposing lane are blocking the entrance to the driveway. No sooner than I see this mess does some jerk off pull up behind me and start leaning on his horn.

I’m thinking to myself, “what is your problem asshole? I am not the one blocking the driveway.”

I sit there for about 20 seconds until the light turns green and the opposing traffic starts moving. The whole time the asshole behind me is honking and no one in the opposing lane is letting me go.

I honestly wanted to pull out a full auto weapon and just spray everyone with bullets.

Ah… isn’t road rage wonderful.